A Wonderful Wiener Mother’s Day!

My brother and sister having Anime-zing Mother’s Day… good pun maggie

Me and my sister being our own mothers

The classic old woman portrait

Me holding one of the little wieners

Trixie snuggling one of little guys– such a good mom

 

 

 

This Sunday was Mother’s Day, but my mother was away with my 22 year old brother and 17 year old sister at Anime Central– a huge anime convention where they both dressed up like some weird ass characters from Dragon Ball Z–

So, my older sister and I decided to dress up like the women of my mom’s side of the family and spend Mother’s Day together. First, we had brunch at my grandma’s where we found her clothes, lipstick and wigs that she said she had bought recently because my grandpa Bumpy didn’t want her dying her hair anymore– sweet idea Delores… not.

Obviously, we put those on and then raided her closet and that is how we ended up taking the pictures above that later became cards for my mom… in which I even got to make fun of her for shitting her pants at work at couple weeks ago and having to go home because of it… perfect.

Then, we decided to go and see a movie and decided on 17 again because it was the only thing playing. I thought I would hate it because I hate Zac Efron and most other eunics,  and I think that all that High School Musical bull shit  is turning straight children gay, but I strangely enjoyed it. I laughed a lot. The best part of this movie theater business is that I used my gift card from Santa Clause that I was told was worth 5.00 but the people told me it had 45.00 on it– to which I just said, Holy Shit, and my sister scolded me for swearing in front of the children…. THE CHILDREN! So, I paid for her movie too. I assume that the idiots who work at that movie theater made a mistake, and have decided not to ask Santa if she gave me the wrong one, because I am now home for the summer and may just have to go and see a different movie alone everyday– FANTASTIC! My day could not get any better– or could it… dun dun dun.

Then, we go back to my mom’s house and my dad motions for me to go into the kitchen, where I see, in a box, our wiener dog Trixie and four new little wiener puppies!! I missed when she had babies the first time because I was studying abroad in Ireland, and so I was a lot startled when I realized that they fit in my tiny carnie hands and that Trixie kept licking their butt holes and eating their feces– yikes.

Now, lucky for all of my pretend fans and blog followers, I have included photo documentation of much of what I have mentioned here– enjoy!

See, my life isn’t always a cluster fuck

Bless us,

Maggie